My kids had to describe one of their teachers, not me, today in class.  So I described one of them.

His eyes sparkled mischievously, as his giggles burst out of a hand-covered mouth like vomit.  Hair sprayed in dark spikes, spires of a castle a top mocha colored skin that creased with his smile as the laughter escaped a wide drawn mouth.  Axe Body Spray wafted around him in a heavy chemical cloud killing small animals and insects.  His voice cracked as he said the word again, “Mukluk.”

"Mukluk" is my favorite word.

Ali